"claus. come to your mother. you must be so exhausted…FROM GETTIN YO PUNK ASS WHOOPED!! H-DAWG IN THE HOUSE CAN’T KILL A TRUE THUG"
I turned my dog into Marth
i just want young liquid snake to be a kid that repetitively kicks people in the balls
Big boss appears in ‘what does metal gear solid really teach’
1998 Gaming Magazine
Hindsight is hilarious.
playstation: how long does it have?
into eternity and forever
Project X: is it for real?
Dreamcast: can it be stopped?
in its tracks
nintendo 64: can it survive
it could survive the seventy-fifth annual hunger games armed with nothing but a mildly rotten cantaloupe and a set of assembly instructions for an ikea desk
New MGSV Ground Zeroes themed HDD covers for PlayStation 4 revealed by Kojima